Friday Apr 01, 2005

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I want you all to know that I have finally come to know Jesus, and will thus be leaving this material life behind. I have agreed to fulfill a missionary position in Calcutta where I hope to open savage eyes to the true love of The Lord God. Please repent ye perverts in my absence.

God Bless!

Matthew (my Christian name)
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_luke:
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\m/ skull \m\
sethy:
heh.... riiiight

whatever

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