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Monday Feb 28, 2005

Feb 27, 2005
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we were getting ready to take out the girls...he asked me how I liked his new suit...I said "sweet dude, who is it?"..."Alfani" he replied....and then: "pffft, the Macy's brand?" had I said that out loud? What's my problem?!...I regarded myself in the mirror...and realized I was plucking my unibrow...then, I realized there was still mudmask residue by my ear that hadn't rinsed off...and THEN I remembered I was freeballin cuz I didn't want my boxer lines to show...and THEN, I found myself stretching on the living room floor, as to guaruntee my splitz ability on the dance floor later that night.

I swear...if I didn't know me better...I'd be worried.

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stacie:
You are absurd!! I love it!
Boxers give lines?? I had no idea.. i thought only women had to worry about that panty line bullshit!
Mar 3, 2005
timothy1:
Honored by your welcoming mad man. I'll be talking to ya.

T

Mar 4, 2005

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