vim

we were getting ready to take out the girls...he asked me how I liked his new suit...I said "sweet dude, who is it?"..."Alfani" he replied....and then: "pffft, the Macy's brand?" had I said that out loud? What's my problem?!...I regarded myself in the mirror...and realized I was plucking my unibrow...then, I realized there was still mudmask residue by my ear that hadn't rinsed off...and THEN I remembered I was freeballin cuz I didn't want my boxer lines to show...and THEN, I found myself stretching on the living room floor, as to guaruntee my splitz ability on the dance floor later that night.

I swear...if I didn't know me better...I'd be worried.