vim

so these two naked chicks were wrestling on my bed the other night...pinching...biting...teasing...when the curvier of the two says to me: "matty you should take some pictures!!"...to which i jokingly replied..."but baby, i don't have a wide-angle lense."...

listen...no matter how much you adore a big, juicy ass...never let a woman know that she has one....I don't care how you phrase it.