Monday Apr 05, 2004

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why is it that my morning oatmeal tastes so much better when licked from her quivering thighs?...


...what the fuck do you mean "that wasn't oatmeal?!?!"


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bombshellbetty:
Ew. Just ... ew.
metaleric:




Oatmeal is now out of my diet. Thanks.

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