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Friday Apr 02, 2004

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First off, the whole wheat pizza dough i made last night didn't turn out...so i had to chuck it and make a fucking new one. Then, it took me like 15 minutes to find the key to the fucking wine cellar, and when i finally did, i was out of the fucking 93 Jordan cab...I swear those fucking chicks and MY red wine. Then, during dinner, I spilled roasted roma tomato sauce all over my new fucking Forzieri shirt...and to top it all off, the girls had to watch fucking ALL of Survivor before they finally busted out the negronis and got naked in the jacooz.....sometimes i wonder if its all worth it....this horror that is life.....
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er:
you're such a goddamn goof
Apr 2, 2004
stubertmcfly:
have a great weekend.
Apr 3, 2004

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