vim

dudes...does it not totally SUCK...when its been a little while after hompin', and the ol' tip has gone from sticky and wet, to crusty and stuck together...and you go to throw a wizz, and the pee totally like shoots in two opposite directions spraying all over the floor on either side of the terlet, but you have to pee so bad you can't close the flood-gates, so you just let it fly...i fucking HATE that...my housekeeper must totally despise me.