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Thursday Jul 24, 2003

Jul 24, 2003
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ticks and fleas, ticks and fleas
everybody hates those ticks and fleas
ticks and fleas, Lyme's disease
flies adrift, upon the breeze
big fat spider oh so hairy
hissing cockroach oh so scary
look there's a beetle, look there's a fly
and a swarm of killer bees in the sky
ticks and fleas, ticks and fleas
i really fucking hate those ticks and fleas
ticks and fleas, Lyme's disease
big mosquito bites on my knees
oh dear God, can you guess what?
i just pulled a huge tick from my butt
engorged little fucker i squish you dead
don't worry folks cuz i got the head.

eew eew eew!!!...i fucking hate bugs!!!
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freckle:
ps i hate bugs too... big boys like you are *suposed to be the ones protecting us! you can't be scared too!
Jul 24, 2003
stubertmcfly:
yeah. that is the one. doesn't it make you want to pound something to a bloody pulp (i.e. luke)?
Jul 25, 2003

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