so i went tanning yesterday and the sock must've slipped off because now my weenis is nothing more than a burnt sausage......DEAR GOD THE PAIN!!!!!! ...MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!
dang i'm totally sorry guys...now that i re-read that, it's like the grossest journal entry of all time....won't happen again
dang i'm totally sorry guys...now that i re-read that, it's like the grossest journal entry of all time....won't happen again

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miffy:
ouch... I need to tan my light colors boobies. I hate tan lines on me.. I don't care about other people, just don't like them on me!
imbleeding:
The sock slipped off and you didnt feel the heat on yer dick? Hmm....