vim

habanero, grilled pineapple and brie quesadillas....Santa Fe grilled chicken salad with black beans, roasted corn and a chipotle lime dressing....marinated, grilled lamb tacos, served with a pomegranate reduction and a warm roma tomato salsa....the perfect meal to share with my Puerto Rican twins....





too bad i shared it with a bunch o' dudes.

last night i dreamt of Vanna White again...big 80's hair, and a perfect ass...she whispered softly to me "pick a letter", and then smiled when i gave her the D...

miss me?...do you wanna kiss me?

If you want money in your pocket
and a top hat on your head
a hot meal on your table
and a blanket on your bed
well today is grey skies
tomorrow is tears
you'll have to wait til yesterday is here
well I'm going to New York City
and I'm leaving on a train
and if you want to stay behind and
wait til...
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vimian the simian swam all the way to france.
cuz that big ol' hairy monkey
had always wanted to dance,
the moulin rouge, under all those lights,
the glamour, the glitter, the fishnet tights.
so he danced all night, 'til his legs said no more,
and with one last pirouette, he fell to the floor
the boss said "get up, i don't care if you're...
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porn star lips and highschool tits
soakin wet and smellin like chlorine
forgot her bikini and drank too much wine
and i thought tonight would be boring

last night i dreamt of Red Riding Hood...in a black leather corset and wolfskin boots...red cape on the ground at her feet...and i...hungry, panting, and drooling...was the wolf whom she swiftly devoured...muscles, organs, bones, and fur...all of me, inside of her.

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what is best in life eh?

sunshine...open ocean...6 to 8ft swells...a case of molson canadian...and a 14ft, 600lb blue shark at the end of your line eh.

for the record: there are no ugly chicks in vancouver.ca...but watch out for the hot ones...they eat the tourists eh.

summer squash, roasted corn, and goat cheese chile rellenos, served with a cilantro vinaigrette...fresh crabcakes on a bed of arugula served with a serrano chile aioli...grilled shrimp and pineapple kebabs topped with mango habanero salsa...half nekkid, 24 year old, brown eyed brunette, served wet, in a blue string bikini, topped with victoria's secret perfume and red, sparkly lipstick.

ooh this place looks great!!!...i can't wait...
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call me weird or whatever...but i've totally got this thing for ultra-hot, soaking wet chicks in blue, string bikinis and red, sparkly lipstick....i know, its crazy...i need help.