vim

where am i ?

i'm dancing all crazy in my office with the door closed right now wearing nothing but a sombrero and pink stiletto heels...

because today, we're teaching people, how to KNOCK!!!

gone fishin'


kisses on all your pink parts,

vimmy

ummm....does anyone happen to know, how long after eating an entire Costco bag of Oreos in one sitting, am i gonna be pooing rock-solid, black turds every 20 minutes...like charcoal fucking briquettes?!?!





anyhoo....wanna come over tonight?....i'm havin' a POO-B-QUE!!!

strange how the same people i used to do keg-stands with....and six-foot bong loads...and duct tape kids to flagpoles...and smoke weed out of tin-cans...are the same peolpe here now....enjoying their chardonnnay, sauv-blanc, and chichi appetizers...all the while a careful eye on the kid...or soon to be kids....and as i ponder this, i hear myself asking...."hey hon, where's the 25 year balsalmic"

so i beg you...if...
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Vimian's on brief sabbatical...


stay radical.




now tell me you love me forever.

yesterday afternoon, while playfully swimming buck-ass nekkid with Carrie Lynn and Tammi, i happened to notice 2 neighborhood kids peering over the fence with eyes and mouths agape....

so listen...if you happen to start seeing voyeuristic vimmy pics or video, on the news or at your local video store, just remember one thing ok?....that pool was fucking FREEZING!!!!!!

Summer is over...

no more half-shirts, mini-skirts, or my cute little linen capris...



back to my leg hair, pink wool trousers, and pastel cardigans.

i awoke this morning with a fishy, salt-kissed tongue....it reminded me of my trips to Khabarovsk, Siberia....of the Amur river....of Alicia and Ann....and the subtle differences in the way the osetra tasted when licked from one or the others perfect breasts.....there is no better way to salt caviar

hey i see you brought your bikini?....ummm, i'm sorry, but i've spent a lot of time and money working on the water chemistry in this hot tub to the point where i now have a perfect pH and total alkalinity, so i just can't allow any material in the hot tub thats been washed with laundry detergent as it would ruin that balance, so i'm...
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Uncle Vim's El Gallo Rojo Grande....a dish of succulent slow cooked chicken...in a rich, hearty, all roasted salsa...comprised of onions, garlic, heirloom and cherry tomatoes...chipotle, habanero, red serrano, jalapeno, cayenne, paprika, black hungarian, and pequin chiles....gently spooned together all cozy into Vimalina's famous homemade flour torts......

easliy the second best way to make a woman sweat.



bon weekend!!