worst...
update...
EVER!!!!
update...
EVER!!!!
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what should i be when i grow up?
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stubertmcfly:
thanks man. hope all is well out there.
lesleyslenning:
a lesbian.
i just drove around for two whole hours not realizing that there was a huge sign taped to my passenger side door that read: "I HAVE A SMALL PENIS, PLEASE HELP!!!"
i have the best friends in the world.
i have the best friends in the world.
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koleeta:
ha ha...I wish I had a small penis.
wait...what?
wait...what?
lesleyslenning:
ahhhaaaaaaa! that is funny shit!!!
hey, i need you to send me a note and tell me what email address you use for netflix so i can add you to my friends list....then you can see what movies i rent and you can make fun of me
hey, i need you to send me a note and tell me what email address you use for netflix so i can add you to my friends list....then you can see what movies i rent and you can make fun of me
Man is fond of counting his troubles, but he does not count his joys. If he counted them up as he ought to, he would see that every lot has enough happiness provided for it.
- Fyodor Dostoyevsky
try to remember that when you watch or read the news these days.
- Fyodor Dostoyevsky
try to remember that when you watch or read the news these days.
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nimhly:
Your fly is down, my love.
nimhly:
oooooooo you know it! that's fantastic i've been looking for it forever! People give me that blank stare when i ask......
porn-star lips, and pin-up hips...
sweat, like melted peach icecream...
forgot her bikini, and drank 3 martinis...
and i thought last night would be boring.
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jasonxstar:
hey what are you doing on the 19th of this month? my stupid band is playing at the last day saloon 
stubertmcfly:
heaven
i really do miss all you monkeys.
litheum182:
hey, just wanted to say thanks
i miss you already.
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richrooster:
How come I never understand what the hell is going on here??
silencenoir:
happy new year 
best wishes to you and all your pink parts this holiday season.
love,
vim
love,
vim
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_luke:
\m/ \m/;
\m/;so whats the dillee-oh with you girls anyways?....how come i gotta pick just one...
...when i wanna love you all?
...when i wanna love you all?
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stacie:
ah, vim!
mrzablowdowski:
I'm considering a community college course in hareem management.
diligence.
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reacher:
Happy thanksgiving to you and yours big fella.
silencenoir:
happy turkey day to you
alien anal probe...anal agony...anal angst...analize this...ass blaster...ass in antarctica...ass in hell...ass in space...ass in the tub...ass reaper...blow it out your ass...weapon of ass destruction...butt pucker...butt twister...butt blaster...butt-plug relief...rectal rocket fuel...rectum ripper...fiery fart...flaming fart...sir fartalot's...wet fart XXX...colon blow...colon cleaner...etcetera etcetera etcetera
now i LOVE the hot sauce/fiery foods industry...but why god WHY...do they somehow think their target consumer market is 12 year old boys??...ASS REAPER?!?!...c'mon now!!!...
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now i LOVE the hot sauce/fiery foods industry...but why god WHY...do they somehow think their target consumer market is 12 year old boys??...ASS REAPER?!?!...c'mon now!!!...
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mrzablowdowski:
psst... the weapons of ass destruction... are deep in the secret bunker
don't get me wrong k...i love opera...i love Wagner...and i love Der Fliegende Hollander, Wagner's rendition of the legend about a man sentenced by Satan to sail the seas of the world for all eternity...but i'm glad that suckers only 2 1/2 hours yo, cuz i just couldn't take a bunch of fat dudes singin' about seamen for much longer.
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gekkeiju23:
*snicker*
you said seamen.
you said seamen.
user209834982:
you love opera? thats interesting. 
Well, hopefully you'll be able to find another gig in your area - being in Santa Rosa means there are tons of opportunities around. Me, I will have to move away as there are no other comparable employers in this area.