Dear Bank Account,
I realize I have been neglecting you as of late, and for that I want to say I'm sorry.
It's not that I want to ignore you, it's just I have nothing to feed you.
I know, I know....this relationship must suck for you, give, give, give and you get nothing in return.
Maybe I'm just selfish...me, me, me, money, money, money...but in time, I will take better care of you, you have my word.
Now can I please have another $40?
I realize I have been neglecting you as of late, and for that I want to say I'm sorry.
It's not that I want to ignore you, it's just I have nothing to feed you.
I know, I know....this relationship must suck for you, give, give, give and you get nothing in return.
Maybe I'm just selfish...me, me, me, money, money, money...but in time, I will take better care of you, you have my word.
Now can I please have another $40?
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topbanana66:
Damn monthly charges... 
null:
That really was an impressive throw.