THE PAST WEEK IN REVIEW
Tuesday...Drunk
Wednesday...Drunk
Thursday...Drunk and stoned
Friday...Very drunk and stoned and kissed many people and had pork chops and applesauce at midnight because I wanted too..and now I'm hung over and out of vodka and wanting a jumbo jack and I still have to clean my old apartment and do laundry and do more laundry and fucking wash my car again because a bird crapped all over the side the day after I last washed it which was only two days ago...
fucking birds
Tuesday...Drunk
Wednesday...Drunk
Thursday...Drunk and stoned
Friday...Very drunk and stoned and kissed many people and had pork chops and applesauce at midnight because I wanted too..and now I'm hung over and out of vodka and wanting a jumbo jack and I still have to clean my old apartment and do laundry and do more laundry and fucking wash my car again because a bird crapped all over the side the day after I last washed it which was only two days ago...
fucking birds
VIEW 9 of 9 COMMENTS
jphi69:
Hey man. Thanx for having me over on Friday. Too fun and I like your place. Do you guys need another housemate?
bean:
Hahahaha. Sounds like fun. 