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For any of you that actually read this, you may have noticed that Duke City Derby has qualified for the National Championships in Portland next month. What you might not know is that I really want to go to cheer them on, and possibly work the floor or merch tent. However,
I need funds to do this, so I'm throwing the big beg out there for anyone who is feeling generous. Just contact me and I'll take your money.

Okay, I know what you're thinking; you're thinking that if you're a sponsor, you should get something in return. Fair enough. I'll write your name in Sharpie on all the t-shirts I wear in Rose City, I'll tell Scott "Deluxe" Drake you are made of awesome, I'll say wonderful things about you here, there, and everywhere, and possibly name someone else's child after you.
C'mon, what a deal.