You meet the perfect person. Romantically, this person is ideal: You find them physically attractive, intellectually stimulating, consistently funny, and deeply compassionate. However, they have one quirk: This individual is obsessed with Jim Henson's gothic puppet fantasy The Dark Crystal. Beyond watching it on DVD at least once a month, he/she peppers casual conversation with Dark Crystal references, uses Dark Crystal analogies to explain everyday events, and occasionally likes to talk intensely about the film's "deeper philosophy."
Would this be enough to stop you from marrying this individual?
Would this be enough to stop you from marrying this individual?
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ambientlight:
It would not be an issue... as long as she doesn't put on an Augra mask during lovemaking. 
filthenstein:
Fuck no. The Dark Crystal is my absolutely favorite movie. Without a shred of a doubt, the number one film on my list. That would be fucking great.