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Monday May 09, 2011

May 9, 2011
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the HITLER'S SKULL Question:

Let us assume there are two boxes on a table. In one box, there is a relatively normal turtle; in the other, Adolf Hitler's skull. You have to select one of these items for your home. If you select the turtle, you can't give it away and you have to keep it alive for two years; if either of these parameters are not met, you will be fined $999 by the state. If you select Hitler's skull, you are required to display it in a semi-prominent location in your living room for the same amount of time, although you will be paid a stipend of $120 per month for doing so. Display of the skull must be apolitical.
Which option do you select?
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ambientlight:
The turtle... I've had good luck with turtles.

And the costs for security around the skull would far out way the stipend and any potential income for exhibition.
May 11, 2011
mrwaverly:
I think Hitler's skull, because then I could let people come in and fuck it. And charge them for the pleasure of fucking Herr Schicklgruber in the cranium. The queue would be miles long. After a few months, I'd saw the top off, and let people bring their pets round to shit in it. There would be no political angle, as hatred of Hitler is pretty much universal. I didn't have to think too hard before I wrote this. Is that worrying? Do I care? No.
Dec 28, 2014

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