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Question:
Every person you have ever slept with is invited to a banquet where you are the guest of honor. No one will be in attendance except you, the collection of your former lovers, and the catering service. After the meal, you are asked to give a fifteen-minute speech to the assembly.
What do you talk about?
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kfkminister:
I'd compare them to see which type of girl turned me on at certain points in my life, which ones I dated, didn't date or regret not dating, and try to see where they're at now, if now could work as opposed to then...and then, I'd go home alone, cause there's no point on trying to score with spoiled meat...
May 9, 2011
ambientlight:
"All" my former lovers?
Probably be best just not to say anything... or attend for that matter.
May 11, 2011

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