vida

This is a really serious big deal announcement.
- I've been drinking -
but that's just supposed to explain this othe bullshit
which is
I went to the mall today and I was trying to buy a bra and I had two really nice ones picked out and I went and tried them on and they didn't fit because my fuckin boobs are too big
I was trying on Cs and they were too small!!!!!!!!!!!
my boobs are officially Ds, guys
oh em effing gee
can you believe that shit?!
I was with a guy friend and I'm all outraged like shit what do I do now?! 'cause that place didn't have any Ds AT ALL and he's like "quit being so full of yourself"
somebody better get a camera, quick...........
document this bullshit
I love you