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Okay, I just thought of something.....

I'm moving all my clothes and art supplies and stuff around
- I'm moving next month -
I found this plaid sweater thing
- it was originally part of a Halloween costume, when I was Courtney Love, then it somehow got in with the stuff I wear every day, which is still pretty much Halloween stuff -
- if you have read my previous blog entries, you know about the CLove Halloween "Wardrobe Malfunction", also there is a picture of me in this getup so you can see how fucked up it looked, you know what I just realized, I'm pretty sure I was stoned that day, I was usually stoned in the studio, but who wasn't, anyway...... -

ummm.... oh yeah, I found this plaid thing and also there was the fact that yesterday I went for lunch with my mom and we went to chapters because I had to get Dharma Punx by Noah Levine ((I did get it, and I am going back to work, rick)) and my mom pretty much forced me to buy this book of Kurt Cobain's journals

grrrrrrrrunge much

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then I thought about this story my mom told my sister and I once
it's a true story!!!!!

my mom was at work one day
- she sells townhouses, so there are all these business women, k -
and her co-workers were talking about their little Prosti-Tot kids
and how they buy their kid's clothes at some store called

Baby SlutBag

or something like that
- mini skirts and tube tops and hooker boots for 5 year olds -
so they ask:
"What about your kids?"
And she says:
"Well.... my kids are kind of.... grunge/goth."
and all these stepford-botox-gucci women are impressed

when my mom told me she said that, I thought it was really funny

I don't know if my baby sister was born then
probably not
because she gets her clothes at like Little Tart Princess Farm, which is only a few shops down from

Baby SlutBag

but my other sister is a few years younger than me
we've always been pretty grunge-y
just born at the right time for that
I guess

but my baby sister learned a lot from us

yeah, she wears a lot of pink and has a bunch of fancy sparkly babrie dolls

but every time she sees me she says
"Hey dude."

she loves Rob Zombie, Glen Danzig and Brody Dalle
she always wants someone to play Dead Kennedys on Guitar Hero
she skanks around the kitchen
and once pretended a rolled up piece of paper was a cigarette claiming
"Well Johnny Rotten smokes!!!"

she's 5




shit, no one's going to read this anyway

what a waste of time