I'm trying to think of another good drinking story,
There are a lot of pretty shitty ones.
Um... well last night was cool. Went out and chilled with everyone. The place was absolutely packed though. People I hadn't seen in ages. And by the time I went outside to say hi, everyone was too drunk/stoned to be all "Oh my god!!! how are you?!" but there were lots of hugs.
Some shit was going down and there were a bunch of little girls that I don't like. All my buddies' girlfriends. So I was trying to leave. But this one girl ran up to me with some friend of hers and starts explaining "Oh my god, this girl and I go waaaaay back." and I told her friend "Yeah, we were in Girl Guides together." then her friend was all "Hi, I'm so-and-so." and hugged me. Which was a little weird because we didn't know each other. Though she did seem vaguely familliar to me. We probably went to high school together.
But like I said, everyone was too drunk/stoned to realize what was going on with anyone else.
Awesome.
I was up on the roof for most of the night. And in the bathroom with three of my boys.
Stayed away from the big crowd of people down around the bonfire.
They were throwing ice cubes up at me and my boys.
It was hilarious.
Good times had by all, I'm sure.
There are a lot of pretty shitty ones.
Um... well last night was cool. Went out and chilled with everyone. The place was absolutely packed though. People I hadn't seen in ages. And by the time I went outside to say hi, everyone was too drunk/stoned to be all "Oh my god!!! how are you?!" but there were lots of hugs.
Some shit was going down and there were a bunch of little girls that I don't like. All my buddies' girlfriends. So I was trying to leave. But this one girl ran up to me with some friend of hers and starts explaining "Oh my god, this girl and I go waaaaay back." and I told her friend "Yeah, we were in Girl Guides together." then her friend was all "Hi, I'm so-and-so." and hugged me. Which was a little weird because we didn't know each other. Though she did seem vaguely familliar to me. We probably went to high school together.
But like I said, everyone was too drunk/stoned to realize what was going on with anyone else.
Awesome.
I was up on the roof for most of the night. And in the bathroom with three of my boys.
Stayed away from the big crowd of people down around the bonfire.
They were throwing ice cubes up at me and my boys.
It was hilarious.
Good times had by all, I'm sure.
I was in a bar in the middle of nowhere north Illinois near Wisconsin. This bar was a little redneck hang out with a room in the back where bands played. We were supposed to play later that night but we got there way early because we were expecting a long drive. So we all sat down at the bar about two hours before the show was supposed to start... And since its Wisconsin PBRs are $1. After about $6 worth of PBRs we decide we should hit the jukebox and put an end to the cowboy love songs... I put on Michael Jackson BAD. The whole place stops... Fat guys in flannel and trucker hats stop shooting pool. Pathetic drunks stop hitting on the waitresses and they all look at me... I flash an evil grin and start back to my stool... This old man slams his drink down pushes his chair out and comes to a wobbly stand. He starts stumbling on a possessed mission in my direction... I'm thinking...
"I can take this old man... He can't even see straight."
He stands an inch in front of me... I clench my fists and think "here we go..."
He squints his eyes takes an uneven drunken stagger back... "Should i just throw a right and end this madness now?.." He relaxes his posture....
Then busts into THE BEST Michael Jackson dance impression i have ever seen... All my boys at the bar jump up cheering and the whole bar busts into laughter.After the song everyone goes back to pool, shouting, hitting on waitresses, and drinking beer. I put my arm around him and bought him $4 worth of PBR.