victorian

Leninol: i just went to church called Gamecube
Leninol: my sister got abducted and then i had to get the Hero Sword and a green hat with tights to get her back from this island where these birds and evil pigs kept her hostage
Leninol: i kinda gave up after half an hour
Leninol: and i think she is carrion by now
Leninol: but you should of seen the pigs
Leninol: they looked soo awesome!!!!

catholic parents are the shit!!!!!
espessially when theyre not your own
and your hot date has to end because they are all like pulling the bible out and shit and youre all like shit and they are all like shit shit, fuck fuck fuck

so later you have to experiance some man handling manowar crazy self love

cause they dont like it when you have sex with their daughter in their house

only its ok when theyre not there

....thats why theyre awesome

And now a conversation that i had where I used a metaphor do describe some off color comments used by a bucko of mine 'circle date'

Leninol: u are soo weird dude
Leninol: if i was god
Leninol: and i was picking out what you were good at
Leninol: i probably would of spun the fucking bottle
Leninol: and hoped it was not going to stop on my cousin
Leninol: or one of those ugly girls
circadiate: haha