vickyknockers

the ceiling fan freightens meeko.
i hate meeko.

no i dont.
she just hurts my feelings.
when you're not around she call me fat.
and stupid.
and sometimes she even strikes me. violently.

meeko has anger management and a drug problem.
but that's on the down low.
we're supposed to say she's vacationing with paublo.
who also has a drug problem by the way.
i think it's because of all that fur.
like, all the drugs get caught in the fur so he's just stoned all the time.
by paublo was a pretty cool cat otherwise.

haha, get it?