I just got back from a wedding where my boyfriend was one of the groomsmen. Well, just so happens that his ex-girlfriend is also at this wedding. Needless to say, I don't like her at all, and that has nothing to do with the fact that she used to date my boyfriend. Adonia (my boyfriends ex) and I were acquaintances when she was dating Erik (my boyfriend now) and I always knew that she was fake nice, but I would just play along. "OH HIIIIIIIIII! It's sooooooo good to see you, I LOVE your dress!!" blah blah blah *gag*. Any how, she continued to be fake nice, when Erik broke up with her and we started dating...UNTIL last 4th of July, when she showed up at his show (he's in a band, HeavyMusic.com She was drunk and making a fool of herself.  Making out with whomever would make out with her (which would be fine if she wasn't almost 30) in front of Erik and totally ignoring me. It was totally pathetic & I lost all respect for the chick. THEN, she decided to have a 3some with another one of Erik's friends. I mean, if I could buy tact on eBay, I would, and FedEx it directly to her...Any how, back to the story at hand. Adonia knows I don't like her (unless she is a complete idiot), she doesn't like me either, BUT when I was coming out of the bathroom, I ran right into her and a group of mutual friends.  Rather then letting me walk by, Fake Nice Girl wants to hug me?!? "Oh my GAWD, it's SOOO good to see you!!"  Um...yeah, okay...hug away. As this chick is hugging me my eyes involuntarily roll back in my head and the whole group snickers. I wish I was younger so I could punch her in the teeth without going to jail... 
    
  