So my girl decided that seven birth control pills just aren't important enough to take, so she didn't. Mind you, she tells me very little these days, but this is a little more important. When I asked why she did not take them, she merely replied that it was none of my business to care because it's her body. Thanks babe, really makes a guy feel special. But who cares right? It's just me, not like it matter what I do, everyone else always gets top priority with her. And she wonders why I enjoy talking to my female friends; they are female and they actually want to know what I think and they respect me, what a concept! But your the man!" she says in that complacent yet imploring tone. Next she blurts,"I shouldn't have to pump my own gas when you're around, you have to do it for me, that's what boyfriends are for!!!"
A little bit of a monologue from the screen play that is our relationship, enjoy the waffles!!!
A little bit of a monologue from the screen play that is our relationship, enjoy the waffles!!!
Alright well stay black.. peace out.
now we all hang out on random street corners wearing war paint, drinking maddog out of a paper bag, giving speeches nd trying to break dance.
...yeah, i dont know what i'm saying...
We should hang out and beat up little kids and take their shoes. Ya know.. just cuz we can. Think about it... you bring the brass knuckles.. i'll bring the KY jelly and midget porn.