vicious_driver

Jealousy to the nth degree over the apperent indulgence of very choice coffee as well as the copious quantities of it! However, I am at this point indulging in the same (except I'm at my local coffee shop in Lemoyne, drinking unlimited free coffee with unrestricted free WIFI access)!!!!!!

I really should just invest in a coffee maker...even though my french press is excellent...it is...
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If flatulent monkeys protrude from devious places, then where don't platypi squiggle to and fro?

If feel cheap. I currently only have 2 warrents for my arrest and they aren't even for anything worthy of being arrested for!! With my luck it'll still happen and I'll endure an overnight or two.

If only I wasn't broke....

Downsizing. Increasing workloads. Skyrocketing gas prices. Zero financial relief. What the fuck am I still doing in PA????

I did it!!!!!!!! he he HA HA!!! I got online and checked out what is new in the world. And I've done it at the grocery store. HA! Looks like very little has changed, except the amount of money in my account. grrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Ahhhhh, it's good to be back.

In my attempt to embrace this unseasonable warmth, I stopped driving for half an hr on my way to a business meeting (the beginning of my business trip) and worked on my tan on the side of the highway. Relaxing in my camping chair, shirt off, drinking fresh coffee and smoking a couple cigarettes while traffic cruised by at an easy 65 + mph was...
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I feel as though I've been cheated out of my winter fun. It's mid december and nowhere to be found are cold winds or soft, white snow. Of course the evening begins sooner, but what happened to the rest of the things that make winter? It's 60 degrees.....in december...in the northeast!!!!!!!!! WHERE IS MY DAMN WINTER!?????


I miss my cold darkness.

The turkey shall set you free!!!!!!!!!!!

Annonomously fucking ghouls, ghosts, angels, devils, pirates, zombies, and all sorts of other costumed folk.... there is a decent reason to enjoy halloween! That, and candy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To all the fashionable folk, don't forget that this season...poop is the new black!