Jealousy to the nth degree over the apperent indulgence of very choice coffee as well as the copious quantities of it! However, I am at this point indulging in the same (except I'm at my local coffee shop in Lemoyne, drinking unlimited free coffee with unrestricted free WIFI access)!!!!!!
I really should just invest in a coffee maker...even though my french press is excellent...it is time consuming...and I'm lazy as fuck.
The other night I had an intense debate over "one-eyed, one-horned, flying, purple, people eaters" and just exactly how one ought to go about sketching said mythical and ultimately hilarious critter.
I have resigned to drop that entire line of thinking and instead bring about to life the platypus that saved my ass one late, high-speed, lonely night coming back from NY (PS...I-88 to I-81S at night is THE FUCKING WORST DRIVE EVER...unless you can enjoy it by doubling the posted speed limit and playing hide-and-go-seek with the authorities with the very pretty brite-brites)
I think I had a point that I had wanted to make when I started this???????
OH YEAH (light bulb dimly flickers as something throws a blanket over it....there was some confusion as to whether or not a fire had started)!!!! Be a pirate today! Yell obtusely at random individuals for no good reason. Say "AAAARRGH...MATTEY!!!!" when you begin any spoken sentance. Close one eye. Walk with a limp and inform any who dare ask as to why that it is from (insert personal creativity here) some catastrophic shipping incident involving Volvo's and Vulva's.
I really should just invest in a coffee maker...even though my french press is excellent...it is time consuming...and I'm lazy as fuck.
The other night I had an intense debate over "one-eyed, one-horned, flying, purple, people eaters" and just exactly how one ought to go about sketching said mythical and ultimately hilarious critter.
I have resigned to drop that entire line of thinking and instead bring about to life the platypus that saved my ass one late, high-speed, lonely night coming back from NY (PS...I-88 to I-81S at night is THE FUCKING WORST DRIVE EVER...unless you can enjoy it by doubling the posted speed limit and playing hide-and-go-seek with the authorities with the very pretty brite-brites)
I think I had a point that I had wanted to make when I started this???????
OH YEAH (light bulb dimly flickers as something throws a blanket over it....there was some confusion as to whether or not a fire had started)!!!! Be a pirate today! Yell obtusely at random individuals for no good reason. Say "AAAARRGH...MATTEY!!!!" when you begin any spoken sentance. Close one eye. Walk with a limp and inform any who dare ask as to why that it is from (insert personal creativity here) some catastrophic shipping incident involving Volvo's and Vulva's.