vicious_driver

I have recently come to the alarming conclusion that, well not so alarming about finally coming to this conclusion but quite overpoweringly alarming that it hasn't come to me sooner, it is vital to have two drinks at a time. Oh yes. yes indeed. No more holding up a shot to a good friend or a mere aquaintance...no that shan't do...it is vital to hold 2 shots and do them immediately following each other, so as to have the second follow the first to check up on it and make sure it is all right. I believe they may get lonely....and you all know what kinds of trouble you get into when left alone.
I must live this and I must pass the word.