vicious_driver

I fully intend to rebel against pants tomorrow.

I may even tackle those wearing them.
I haven't decided yet.

ooooooooooooooo
I added pictures to my profile.

May you all bask in their glory!!!!!!!
and no you can't see the naked ones...so stop asking

Peter Piper picked a peck of purple Platypi partly perfecting pleasant percentages past poor Platypi picker Petra Poodleson!

Plain peons...perplexed....patiently paused pondering Platypi picking.
Perhaps picking a Platypus plantation poses proper pursuits?
Patrons of Platypi Pickers Pub possess pants pertaining to Patagonian Platypi processing.

Petunia - The purple Platypus pleads to pastuerize pieces of pavement!!!

Peace.

After a lovely hiatus back in Upstate NY (the capital district)...I romped around at high speeds all through the lovely twisties that I have missed. I returned back here to "God-damned...fuck-a-duck-sideways-with-a-chainsaw-while-running....Pennsylfuckingtuckey!!" grrrrrrrrr

*does my love for this state show?*

Mighty in the pants I may be, but it can't last forever......and as such I quietly bide my time, relegated to ponder the quandary of seriously...
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I'm getting downsized on friday May 8th.....WOOOOHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good times indeed.

This means it must be about time to relocate to virginia.
and just when I started to make new friends! gggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

DAMN YOU TAXES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



please excuse this disruption, I must leave to go cry in the corner and rock back and forth (my ass suddenly hurts)

Being that there is this most goofy of holiday's coming up.....

"Knock, Knock."
Who's there?
"Easter."
Easter who?
"Easter Bunny."


"Knock, Knock"
....who's there?
" 'nother"
.....'nother who?
" 'nother Easter bunny!"

"Knock, Knock"
....who's there?
"Still"
....still who?
"Still another Easter bunny!!!!!"

"Knock, Knock"
....who's there?
"Yet"
.....yet who?
"Yet still another fucking Easter bunny!!!!!"

"Knock, Knock"
.....for fuck's sake!!! who's there?
"Cargo"
.......cargo...
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Ahhhhh, playing in the rain! I heart me some puddles!

Research and designing dohickies.....grrrrrr to time consumption!

Movie later, hopefully goodtimes

I am beside myself in anticipation (at least I don't quite so silly when I talk to myself now!!!) of saturday....


I'm going for a high speed romp through the mountains (or rather what seem to pass for mountains down here) on saturday with some other speed enthusiasts!!!!

Jealousy to the nth degree over the apperent indulgence of very choice coffee as well as the copious quantities of it! However, I am at this point indulging in the same (except I'm at my local coffee shop in Lemoyne, drinking unlimited free coffee with unrestricted free WIFI access)!!!!!!

I really should just invest in a coffee maker...even though my french press is excellent...it is...
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If flatulent monkeys protrude from devious places, then where don't platypi squiggle to and fro?

If feel cheap. I currently only have 2 warrents for my arrest and they aren't even for anything worthy of being arrested for!! With my luck it'll still happen and I'll endure an overnight or two.

If only I wasn't broke....