vicedriver

here is where i will be going
and the timeframe
if i know it -
southeast tour mid-apr
northwest tour summer
southwest tour ??
uk/europe new years??
maine/ne ??
chicago back and forth constantly
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wow
i haven't updated
in a while
i suck

anyway
it's been crazy
you know
too much shit
not that i am
a fucking martyr
no
but it has been
kinda nuts
think i fizzled last week
kinda just turned off
so i went to kansas
where i could hide
*hides*

which reminds me
the slogan for kansas
used to be
"land of ahhs"
wow
lame city
now it's "as big as you think"
which some would say
is really
"as bigotted as you think"
but we came up
with a better one
well fesser did anyways
ready?
"kansas - come watch us choke weasels"
we figure it'll draw
at least as much
as the other two combined
who wouldn't want
to watch someone
choking weasels?

*awkward pause*

so yeah
anyway
still kickin'
lookin' to have some fun
yi-ha

later.....