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Woe is meCreepy Crawlers and Insomnia



So here's what's going on: Ron and I got in a huge fight tonight and since he decided that he didn't want to speak to me, I decided that I would just go home and sleep in my own apartment. The problem? Since I always sleep at Ron's I haven't invested in furniture yet. The first issue is that I have hardwood floors and a limited supply of blankets which equals a not-so-good night's sleep. Beside the fact that I'm in for a not-so-good nights sleep I've been finding those weird stink bugs that look like a mix between cockroaches and earwigs only they jump and if you squish them they smell awful (they also have green blood). Anyway I can't sleep because I'm scared they'll crawl in my orifices once I do, I also can't stop scratching myself as I'm completely paranoid (I saw one just fall from the ceiling the other day). So I think I'm going to make some buttered noodles and try to stay up as late as possible. Ugh, I'm so sketched out and too prideful to go back to Ron's. Obviously I am completely responsible for my situation but I need something to complain about.

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