LODI, CA
Well, I haven't been around much lately, so I figured I should at least try to make up an excuse for my absence instead of the boring truth that I've just been busy with work and life. So, here goes.
I'm in Lodi, California, having just finished a week of freelance undercover work trying to weed out any remaining terrorist sleeper cells. I was so deep undercover that Homeland Security didn't even know what I was doing. I was so deep undercover that not even my friends or family knew what I was doing. Hell, I was so deep undercover, I didn't even know what I was doing. Yeah, that's it, that's where I've been for the past week. You believe me, right?
Today's Daily, Sometimes You've Got to Wonder Why
Bizarre Inventions
French Patent Application No. FR2640874. The ultimate in safe sex. A whole body suit made from a transparent plastic such as PVC. A condom (4) is attachable to the suit. Protects against sexually transmitted diseases.
US Patent No. US4734078. A brassiere which surrounds the breasts with water, so that a buoyant force provides improved and independent support for each breast. A transparent version is suggested for those who wish to make a fashion statement.
US Patent No. US5163447. A condom which incorporates a miniature force-sensitive sound-playing unit. This contains a chip-controlled piezoelectric sound transducer which plays a melody or voiced message during intercourse.
Today's Daily What's Hot, What's Not List
HOT -- Informed Opinions
NOT -- Hot / Not Lists
HOT -- Redundancy
NOT -- Contradiction
HOT -- Contradiction
NOT -- Redundancy
Today's Daily Retro Cartoon Character
Just because he was cool.
And
Today's Daily Smooch For Suzy
Well, I haven't been around much lately, so I figured I should at least try to make up an excuse for my absence instead of the boring truth that I've just been busy with work and life. So, here goes.
I'm in Lodi, California, having just finished a week of freelance undercover work trying to weed out any remaining terrorist sleeper cells. I was so deep undercover that Homeland Security didn't even know what I was doing. I was so deep undercover that not even my friends or family knew what I was doing. Hell, I was so deep undercover, I didn't even know what I was doing. Yeah, that's it, that's where I've been for the past week. You believe me, right?
Today's Daily, Sometimes You've Got to Wonder Why
Bizarre Inventions
French Patent Application No. FR2640874. The ultimate in safe sex. A whole body suit made from a transparent plastic such as PVC. A condom (4) is attachable to the suit. Protects against sexually transmitted diseases.
US Patent No. US4734078. A brassiere which surrounds the breasts with water, so that a buoyant force provides improved and independent support for each breast. A transparent version is suggested for those who wish to make a fashion statement.
US Patent No. US5163447. A condom which incorporates a miniature force-sensitive sound-playing unit. This contains a chip-controlled piezoelectric sound transducer which plays a melody or voiced message during intercourse.
Today's Daily What's Hot, What's Not List
HOT -- Informed Opinions
NOT -- Hot / Not Lists
HOT -- Redundancy
NOT -- Contradiction
HOT -- Contradiction
NOT -- Redundancy
Today's Daily Retro Cartoon Character
Just because he was cool.
And
Today's Daily Smooch For Suzy
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More to come, hopefully.