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My sister sent me this the other day, I just had to share.

City Of Los Angeles High School Math Proficiency Exam

Name:___________________________
Gang:___________________________

1. Johnny has an AK-47 with an 80-round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10
shots and shoots 13 times at each drive-by shooting, how many drive-by
shootings can he attempt before he has to reload?

2. Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine and he sells an 8-ball to Jackson for
$320 and 2 grams to Billy for $85 per gram. What is the street value of
the balance of the cocaine if he doesn't cut it?

3. Rufus is pimping for three girls. If the price is $65 for each
trick, how many tricks will each girl have to turn so Rufus can pay for
his $800-per-day crack habit?

4. Jarone want to cut his 1/2 pound of heroin to make 20% more profit.
How many ounces of cut will he need?

5. Willie gets $200 for stealing a BMW, $50 for a Chevy, and $100 for a
4X4. If he has stolen 2 BMWs, 3 4X4s, how many Chevies will he have to
steal to make $800?


6. Raoul is in prison for 6 years for murder. He got $10,000 for the
hit. If his common law wife is spending $100 per month, how much money
will be left when he gets out of prison and how many years will he get
for killing the bitch that spent his money?

7. If the average spray can covers 22 square feet and the average
letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can atagger spray with 3 cans
of paint?

8. Hector knocked up 6 girls in his gang. There are 27 girls in the
gang. What percentage of the girls in the gang has Hector knocked up?

9. Thelma can cook dinner for her 16 children for $7.50 per night. She
gets $234 a month welfare for each child. If her $325 per month rent
goes up 15%, how many more children should she have to keep up with her
expenses?

10. Salvador was arrested for dealing crack and his bail was set at
$25,000. If he pays a bail bondsman 12% and returns to Mexico, how much
money will he lose by jumping bail?