viator

BAKERSFIELD, CA

Have you ever fallen asleep with a lit cigarette in your hand?
I woke up this morning with a cigarette in one hand and a beer in the other.
It freaked me out so much I almost ran off the road.

Random Thoughts

I don't think I really understand this relativity of time and space. That must be why I'm always late and getting lost.

Why do I still get the theme music from the Banana Splits in my head every now and then. Is someone in there watching reruns?

I'm trying to create packets of dehydrated water. I'm just not sure how much to sell them for.

Just think of all the lint in all of the dryers in the world. What an incredible untapped resource. Somebody really needs to start lint harvesting.

In an effort to be more politically correct, I will no longer speak.
Or will that offend the vocally challenged?

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