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Monday Apr 04, 2005

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ST. GEORGE, UT

I've found these new road signs appearing around the country lately.

Exercise Your Insanity at Work
-Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
-Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
-Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN."
-Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
-Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."
-As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
-Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you're doing. For example, "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom, in Stall #3."
-Put mosquito netting around your cubicle. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
-Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.
-Tell your boss, "It's not the voices in my head that bother me, its the voices in your head that do."
-Call your bosses 'sweetcheeks' and wink at them in front of everyone.
-Replace the mouse with a real mouse.
-Deliberately get colleagues names wrong.
-In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!".
-Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say,"Sorry, I really prefer it this way".

Monday's Musical Mad Lib
1. place
2. type of person
3. thing
4. verb
5. thing
6. verb
7. adjective
I'll post the song tomorrow

Vacation 12 days to go smile
VIEW 8 of 8 COMMENTS
suzy_kabloozy:
Ummm, it's tomorrow and I don't see a song! You sure have been distracted lately! wink
kiss love kiss
Apr 5, 2005
suzy_kabloozy:
Good morning, sexy!
love kiss kiss love
Apr 6, 2005

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