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CORNING, CA

Ah, another beautiful California day. I wish I could get to the beach, here's a webcam from the rooftop patio of one of my favorite beach bars, it overlooks the Hermosa Beach pier, where I should be right now.
Hermosa Beach Wave Cam
A Corona or margarita on the patio sounds really nice right now, who wants to join me. (i know corona sucks, but trust me it just fits when you're sitting there)

BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!
Signs that you are, indeed, dead.

Goth chicks are really diggin' your look.

Only necrophiliacs answer your personal ad.

A federal agent is prying your gun from your cold hands.

An announcer screams, "The Cubs win the World Series!"

Haley Joel Osment has been following you all day saying, "I see... you."

You're the rankest smelling thing in a Parisian cheese shop.

You have a vague recollection of saying, "Watch this! I saw it on 'Jackass'!"

Your entrepreneurial son opens you up as a bait shop.

Overwhelming desire to feast on the flesh of the living.

Vacation - 38 days...tic, toc, tic, toc, tic.....