Tuesday Feb 22, 2005

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CHEYENNE, WY

I can read, write and speak Canadian. It's easy for me though because I was born there. wink

Who smokes?
(I mean cigarettes you two)
what kind?, how much?, how long?

Did You Know?
Interstate numbers increase from the SW to the NE.
E-W interstates are even numbers, N-S are odd.
ZIP Codes and the 1st 3 numbers of social security #s
increase from NE to SW.
Blue reflectors in the road, show the location of fire hydrants.

If you could have an afternoon coffee house conversation with anyone living or dead, but not fictional, who would it be?

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suzy_kabloozy:
I also helped Steve get a great deal on a Marshall Stack ... but he got his fav guitar, a Gibson Double Cut Les Paul, from taking a dare at that old Bob's Big Boy in Burbank. He had to eat some sort of concoction that was made from leftover food and condiments and crap. I guess he puked all over the table but the dude went and bought him a f'n Gibson. Some kids just have too much money, I guess.

And I also bought him a Chevy cargo van, so his band would have a secure vehicle. And I put a stereo in it ... and an alarm. That little shit drove it off a cliff, on purpose! Oh, there is more to the story but I think Jackass is gonna kill off this generation. Oh yeah, it's captured on videotape. Priceless footage. If he wasn't my kid and it wasn't my money, it might have been funny. wink

Those kids have both gotten computers, x-boxes, blah, blah ... but Steve is easy to do things for because he has a dream. I wish there was an equivalent for the other two, but I don't know what it is.
suzy_kabloozy:
Yeah, I kicked him ass about the van. And you know what else? He didn't take the 10-CD changer out from under the seat before his little Louise and Thelma number. I suppose I should explain ... they were on tour in Sacramento and the transmission went out. They didn't know how they were going to get home (didn't bother to call an *adult* for help either) so that was their best thinking at work.

The resulting video ... they made a documentary where everyone was talking about the van and the trip and they showed them parking it in some parking lot and leaving the lights on. Then it flashes to a room where they are all sitting, talking about the van ... looks like a 12-Step meeting and they are all pensive. Then the video ends. That's their alibi. "I don't know what happened, officer. We left it in a parking lot with the lights on." Wait another 30 seconds and the video comes back on and shows what really happened. The "cliff" wasn't really that steep, it turned out to be little more than a ravine. There was blood and defacing of property. Then they all gathered around the van, placing flowers in the holes in the windows ... then join in a circle holding hands for a rendition of Amazing Grace. Then Steve pretends to be overcome with sobbing and they lead him away while the video fades out.

F'n kids! Is it necessary to tell you that I DON'T let him drive my Mustang?

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