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Monday Feb 14, 2005

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LAS CRUCES, NM

HAPPY V D TO ALL, that is if you celebrate vd, if not then ramada inn, or quantas or whatever.
it's not xmas or i would have said ramadan or kwanza

i came up with some ideas for valentine cards i'm going to send to some card companies, but i thought i'd see if you all think they're worthy smile

some are simple

front: Be My Valentine

inside: Whore

some sentimental

f: Valentine's Day reminds me that our Love is forever

i: just like the herpes you gave me, you bitch!

some appreciative
f: My Dearest Valentine, you are the most important part of my life

i: isn't that fucking tragic

for new love

f: First Date Valentine, we met, we talked, we laughed and we danced

i: by the way, what's that bulge in your pants?

for the same couple on their anniversary

f: Our love grows stronger as each day does pass

i: but why can only fuck you in the ass

for those into bondage

f: My heart is filled with joy as i read this card to you

i: is that rope too tight, 'cause you hands are turning blue

from the generous dominatrix to her slave

f: Roses are red, but not as red as your fanny

i: i know i should have told you before you were tied up,
but hey i'm a tranny

and finally, simplicity for the man of little words

f: Dear Valentine

i: Let's Fuck
wink


i'm always happiest when i'm not forced to use my brain and it can just wander around and do whatever it wants

sadness frown
SGCassiopeia has said goodbye, she was my 2nd fav.
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malloryknoxx:
Hmmm.....the gift of used underwear. I should SO go back there and pick up some of the tighty-whities for the owner of the bistro I just stopped working at. He's such a dillhole.

Anyway - if you think those dresses are bad...check out this stylish men's shirt.
It's the stuff of nightmares.

Feb 14, 2005
ragefilledmuffin:
Dear Valentine, Let's fuck..........what more really needs to be said. Its always what's between the lines of every other card out there. You should make one for prom somehow, like attach it to the corsages or something, with a lil slot for a hotel key in it.

What would Hallmark do if everyone boycotted Vday for a year--or *gasp* made their own cards. It'd be hilarious.
Feb 14, 2005

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