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bakersfield, ca (again)

have you ever noticed that when you see the sunrise after partying all night that it just looks better. you feel like youve earned it, of course then you waste it by going to sleep. so anyway, i woke up at about 1pm today in ontario, ca and it was almost 80 degrees
outside. I thought i might have slept through the last half of winter, but unfortunately - no.


so this couple in their 70s decide they want to see if they can have a baby.
they go to the doctor, and he says
Well this is highly unusual, but its not impossible, well have to run some tests.
First of all, Ill need a sperm sample. he hands the man a small jar.
Just bring this back in tomorrow with your sample and we can get started on the tests.

the next afternoon the doctor is in his office,

the man walks in and slams the empty jar on the desk!

the doctor is startled Sir, whats wrong?

the man says Doc, I tried....i tried with my right hand...

i tried with my left hand....

my wife tried too....

she even used both hands....

and her mouth.

Doc,

neither one of us could get the damn lid of that jar!