My mother has taken to messaging me on facebook rather than phoning me with her concerns or ideas. Today's message consisted of the following:
"Subject: Not again
Body: A) You're not wearing a shirt in your main picture! Why?! B) You should quit smoking. I want grandchildren someday. That's all! -Mom"
...thanks mom. I'll be deleting you as a friend off facebook in t-minus 5...
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even though i was a sweaty, smelly mess.
i hope we can be neighbors soon