why dont they cover the space shuttle in pistachio shell? it appears to be the hardest substance i know of, and i'm a man, therefore its the hardest substance known to man.
*shortly after writing this i ripped half my thumbnail off trying to open one. fuck it hurts*
i calmed down a lot. sorry mum!
i'm still planning onwriting "the little book of hate"....
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*shortly after writing this i ripped half my thumbnail off trying to open one. fuck it hurts*
i calmed down a lot. sorry mum!
i'm still planning onwriting "the little book of hate"....
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Right now i'm pissed right off. im going to be a foul old man.
*50 years time*
Nurse - "mr jones, its time for your daily nap"
me - "shut the fuck up. im trying to watch Television"
actually im quite looking foward to it.
my mother is pissing me off something cronic. you'd think that after all these years of living with a diabetic...
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*50 years time*
Nurse - "mr jones, its time for your daily nap"
me - "shut the fuck up. im trying to watch Television"
actually im quite looking foward to it.
my mother is pissing me off something cronic. you'd think that after all these years of living with a diabetic...
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shamanwolf:
WTF do you say to that ?
Have a few beers my friend.
JD
Have a few beers my friend.
JD
1) go buy a copy of VENUE (or just go into WH Smiths and read a copy, it's not in a bag this week)
2) turn to Page 10-11
3)find Me in the Group picture
4) Laugh like a Bastard.
(it has a who's who thing at the bottom if you cant find me, i'm 41)
jesus they bummed us something rotten, giving us like...
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2) turn to Page 10-11
3)find Me in the Group picture
4) Laugh like a Bastard.
(it has a who's who thing at the bottom if you cant find me, i'm 41)
jesus they bummed us something rotten, giving us like...
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sky:
ahhh you were in venue! you celebrity!
sky:
and now i am imaging ABBA burning
it's not that horrendous an idea
it's not that horrendous an idea
ba-da-da.
anyway my Cramps poster turned up. its great. i love it. i put it up on the wall in my new Pink room (its just that way, i only just moved in. i might paint it if i can be arsed) next to my smiths posters.
i bought beth a mozzer & marr poster for her wall, she bought me an 8 ball spinny...
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anyway my Cramps poster turned up. its great. i love it. i put it up on the wall in my new Pink room (its just that way, i only just moved in. i might paint it if i can be arsed) next to my smiths posters.
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sky:
no one would believe me when i told them that the w & g factory had burned down!!!
i think it was a publicity stunt. it seems a little coincidental timing
i think it was a publicity stunt. it seems a little coincidental timing
shamanwolf:
Sound like a very "mod" kinda few days mate.
The Aardman factory fire was not a stunt it was arson btw.
A mate works for them and she says they did milk it a bit tho, they didn't loose as much stuff as they claimed to in the press.
Hope to see you on Thursday, if you get there early enuf u should be OK.
JD
The Aardman factory fire was not a stunt it was arson btw.
A mate works for them and she says they did milk it a bit tho, they didn't loose as much stuff as they claimed to in the press.
Hope to see you on Thursday, if you get there early enuf u should be OK.
JD
i dont think i'm going to be able to make the Burlesque night. for a start i just dont have the cash to buy tickets in advance now. we'll come down on the evening early on the off chance there is any space left, it worked last time, but if not we'll just fuck off home. have a good time everyone.
in other news the...
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sky:
the bouncing souls one on my back
the one on my leg is still not healed! haha, thats been forever, i swear
uni is hard work. but it would be less hard if i didnt spend all day on internet and actually tried to learn some stuff
i dont seem to be able to get drunk anymore! boo!
the one on my leg is still not healed! haha, thats been forever, i swear
uni is hard work. but it would be less hard if i didnt spend all day on internet and actually tried to learn some stuff
i dont seem to be able to get drunk anymore! boo!
anarchie:
Ah cider, I have fond memories of thee!
im sat at My parents house listening to ABBA. so bite me. its fucking great Pop music. im thinking of getting TGFHQ To cover SOS. i know Dan would be up for it.
anyway, yeah, so i got my new tattoo (well i dont think having a mans name tattooed on your arm is at all gay) and its scabbing nicely, i'm keping the nappy...
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anyway, yeah, so i got my new tattoo (well i dont think having a mans name tattooed on your arm is at all gay) and its scabbing nicely, i'm keping the nappy...
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theduke:
Dude! Buy your tickets now. Just go to Il Bordello any night and pay for your tickets. 15 for you and your lovely lady. That's for both!
Good work on the Venue shoot! I'll grab a copy then seriously distort it before posting online and ripping the piss
Hopefully see you soon dude
T
Good work on the Venue shoot! I'll grab a copy then seriously distort it before posting online and ripping the piss
Hopefully see you soon dude
T
shamanwolf:
Nowt wrong with ABBA buddy !!!
Good news bout venue. I will get to a gig of yours soon honest.
Ill bordello wont let you reserve over the phone now mate, Donna says it's cuz they have to turn to many peeps away and you now need to pay when yopu reserve spaces, So in short get your ass down there mate NOW! This time thhere should be more of us as far as I know this is the current member attending list, myself of course Duke_Thagoras Maiden_Maniac Shmirette Kristoph plus a few respective partners & creepy hangers on. Plus hopefully peeps that I dont know about. The show promises to be a good one Donna & Liz from the club bothe mentioned FIRE mmm fire.
Will you be DJing northern Soul if it comes off? If so I'll bring Loubie Lou along for a bop.
See you next week mate, thats an order.
JD
Good news bout venue. I will get to a gig of yours soon honest.
Ill bordello wont let you reserve over the phone now mate, Donna says it's cuz they have to turn to many peeps away and you now need to pay when yopu reserve spaces, So in short get your ass down there mate NOW! This time thhere should be more of us as far as I know this is the current member attending list, myself of course Duke_Thagoras Maiden_Maniac Shmirette Kristoph plus a few respective partners & creepy hangers on. Plus hopefully peeps that I dont know about. The show promises to be a good one Donna & Liz from the club bothe mentioned FIRE mmm fire.
Will you be DJing northern Soul if it comes off? If so I'll bring Loubie Lou along for a bop.
See you next week mate, thats an order.
JD
heyhey
just a quick one today, sorry i dont have time to update and comment on people properly but i dont have long.
a few things
Wensdays gig kicked ass
tommorow we have a gunpowder plot photoshoot
the guy from local listings magazine venue has apparently been hearing "great things" about us. to the point where he wants to do a full interview with us....
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just a quick one today, sorry i dont have time to update and comment on people properly but i dont have long.
a few things
Wensdays gig kicked ass
tommorow we have a gunpowder plot photoshoot
the guy from local listings magazine venue has apparently been hearing "great things" about us. to the point where he wants to do a full interview with us....
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anarchie:
OooooOoh, is that your new tattoo? I like it!
sky:
nice ink sir
i just had my bouncing souls tattoo worked on today
it looks all shiney and new
hope you're doing good
xxx
i just had my bouncing souls tattoo worked on today
it looks all shiney and new
hope you're doing good
xxx
so, strange thing happened. i didnt do anything bad last week, at all. in fact i endid up going home with this girl. we spent all day in bed on sunday, she's cooked for me on wensday, and she stayed at mine last night. she's a fresher at Bristol University. were going out again tommorow. i am happy. everythings pritty good in phill-land, apart from...
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theduke:
Cool!
How much is next weeks gig dude? I'm down to my last 50 for the month but if I stay at home I will go crazy.
How much is next weeks gig dude? I'm down to my last 50 for the month but if I stay at home I will go crazy.
sky:
i seem to have gained myself a fresher too. He's at Sheffield Hallum, so he's a bit retarded. as well as being 18. which is the same age as my brother, which i find weird.
but pshhh. he thinks its so cool that he's seeing a 20 year old. i can deal with that.

but pshhh. he thinks its so cool that he's seeing a 20 year old. i can deal with that.
hmmm. im currently listening to the Trashmen's virsion of "Surfing Bird". makes me want to dance like an idiot.
Thursdays gig was a mixture of bad and OK, i didnt really rate the bands we were supporting, just, i mean, never trust a band with no drummer. part of the problem was that we, a almost conventanal rockabilly-lounge-accordian core band were supporting some guy who...
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Thursdays gig was a mixture of bad and OK, i didnt really rate the bands we were supporting, just, i mean, never trust a band with no drummer. part of the problem was that we, a almost conventanal rockabilly-lounge-accordian core band were supporting some guy who...
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benji:
sounds like your going to have no fun then.
i like the tunes, you are officially my fav, conventanal rockabilly-lounge-accordian core band. unless tom waits counts then your probably second. anyway. im adding you guys on myspace
i like the tunes, you are officially my fav, conventanal rockabilly-lounge-accordian core band. unless tom waits counts then your probably second. anyway. im adding you guys on myspace
sky:
woohoo!!! thank you so much for the text!
it's weird, my phone hasnt been working.. i havent receieved any texts from anyone in about a month.. yet yours came through! it faught through the forces!!
xox
it's weird, my phone hasnt been working.. i havent receieved any texts from anyone in about a month.. yet yours came through! it faught through the forces!!
xox
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shamanwolf:
Best of Luck with the gig mate.
I met my Loubie on an Internet dating site. Tyr it u mite like it lol.
Man you gotta stop the passing out thing you're scaring me.
Duke_Thagoras is right if you seem single chicks will smell it a mile off. Since I got engaged Ive had more offers than I can shake a stick at. I'm not interested tho, hey Ill send them your way you never know
JD
I met my Loubie on an Internet dating site. Tyr it u mite like it lol.
Man you gotta stop the passing out thing you're scaring me.
Duke_Thagoras is right if you seem single chicks will smell it a mile off. Since I got engaged Ive had more offers than I can shake a stick at. I'm not interested tho, hey Ill send them your way you never know
JD
sky:
haha! one of my friends once got drunk and practically ripped his hand off on a fence.. when he was in the ambulance they asked if he'd been drinking.. we were only 17 at the time and in his drunken state he thought it was better to lie and say he hadnt been drinking. they gave him gas. and he hullicinated for hours and hours and hours 

Glad you're a little calmer today
All that anger don't do ya no good, lol.
I got an E-mail from The Bordello today the Next SG Burlesque is the 22nd DEC.
JD