The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them
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The quickest way to a man's heart is not through the stomach but through his chest, with an axe
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Reality is an illusion caused by lack of alcohol
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"We all enter this world in the same way: naked; screaming; soaked in blood. But if you live your life right, that kind of thing doesn't have to stop there."
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DROP THE SCYTHE, AND TURN AROUND SLOWLY.
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I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is not through the stomach but through his chest, with an axe
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Reality is an illusion caused by lack of alcohol
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"We all enter this world in the same way: naked; screaming; soaked in blood. But if you live your life right, that kind of thing doesn't have to stop there."
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DROP THE SCYTHE, AND TURN AROUND SLOWLY.
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I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.
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neodrunk:
Words of wisdom... but I'm on my bender. Do they still apply?
veruka:
silly neobud, no rules apply when you're on a bender!