so, my boy sends me porn in my email from time to time (like all good boys should). yesterday, though, i get a big suprise-a picture of a girl who looks just like me! i had to look at her 3 or 4 times just to make sure it wasn't me. what a strange feeling, staring at a face that you know is not your own (and a pussy that isn't your own), but feeling that sudden same shock of recognition, like when you see your reflection in a far off mirror. i have a porn doppelganger (and no sense of sentance structure)! 
jasechase:
you wrote this days ago and not one person has commented on your entry. Damn there is a lot of apathy out there. I for one like the idea of porn in the mail. I don't have a porn doppleganger but there is this armani model who has billboards up in my city from time to time and I swear I get calls for a month when I new one goes up asking me when I changed professions.