to: any and all men, married and single.
re: your horrible mind games.
dear sir(s),
quit ruining my life. i hate you.
yours sincerely,
laura
p.s. now i am going to get stoned and clean the kitchen.
re: your horrible mind games.
dear sir(s),
quit ruining my life. i hate you.
yours sincerely,
laura
p.s. now i am going to get stoned and clean the kitchen.
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that was seriously the most hillarious thing i have read in a LONG time.
i feel you.
i hope you have fun doing what i seem to have spent the last 5 years of my life doing. oh, that and drinking cheap champagne because it makes me feel sexy and indulgent. since the only thing i ever seem to indulge is an unattainable mans need to give me hope then snatch it away with a smile and one swipe of his wonderfully stong sexy hand. bleah. yeah. okay. thats it for now.
Humblest apologies.
And a free coffee.