venti_mistake

I got my ass spanked really freakin hard by accident today. It was one of my new co-workers. Apparently Lloyd and I have identical asses- well actually he's the only other asian guy that works there so I guess we reallly do all look alike to yus howlies.

I minded for the split-second before I turned around and saw that she was cute in a not my type of cute sort of way- only 19 (yikes).
The following four hours were filled with much blushing on her part and evil snickers on mine. My manager has some banged out rock and roll looking tattoos and looks like he'd hang out with David Wooderson (Matthew McConaughey) form Dazed and Confused.

Yeah, the new job isn't so bad at all.

I have my spot worked out in the shop for when i start tattooing. EEEEEEEEEEEP!!!! *does white man's overbite cabbage patch*




Wooderson: That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

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There was a time
When I was so brokenhearted
Love wasn't much of a friend a mine
The tables have turned... yeah
'Cause me and them ways have parted
That kinda love was the killin' kind
Listen...

All I want is someone I can't resist
I know all I need to know by the way
That I got kissed

I was cryin' when I met'choo
Now I'm tryin' to forget'choo
Love is sweet misery
I was cryin' just to get'choo
Now I'm dyin' 'cause I let'choo
Do what'choo do down on me... yeah

Now there's not even breathin' room
Between pleasure and pain
Yeah you cry when we're makin' love
Must be one and the same

It's down on me
Yeah I got to tell you one thing
It's been on my mind
Girl I gotta say
We're partners in crime
You got that certain something
What'choo give to me
Takes my breath away
Now the word out on the street
Is the devil's in your kiss
If our love goes up in flames
It's a fire I can't resist

I was cryin' when I met'choo
Now I'm tryin' to forget'choo
Your love is sweet misery
I was cryin' just to get'choo
Now I'm dyin' 'cause I let'choo
Do what'choo do to me

'Cause what'choo got inside
Ain't where your love should stay
Yeah our love sweet love ain't love
'Til you give your heart away... yeah don't fade

I was cryin' when I met'choo
Now I'm tryin' to forget'choo
Your love is sweet misery
I was cryin' just to get'choo
Now I'm dyin' to let'choo
Do what'choo do what'choo do down to...
Baby baby baby baby ba ba ba...

I was cryin' when I met'choo
Now I'm tryin' to forget'choo
Your love is sweet misery
I was cryin' when I met'choo
Now I'm dyin' 'cause I let'choo
Do what'choo do down to...
Baby baby baby...

I was cryin' when I met'choo
Now I'm dyin' to forget'choo
Your love is sweet misery...
I was cryin' when I met'choo
Now I'm dyin' 'cause I let'choo...

-Aerosmith