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The Dude: Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not "Mr. Lebowski". You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

I ran across this movie and had to watch it again. For the life of me, I kept cracking up when Walter would say, "Just shut the fuck up Donny!"

I'm turning into a movie junkie. TV kinda sucks right now so I guess this is a defense mechanism.

I want to ramble so just go with me or skip this journal altogether.

The whole "I miss sex thing." Yeah, it sucks. I observed a very attractive woman being tattoed on her left inner calf. She had very nice legs. Whatever. Ugh...

I have an innocent crush on someone. It's funny because I know it's a crush and it's not going to go anywhere, but when I caught myself, I had to laugh because it's sooo grade school! What am I- twelve?!?!

I'm aching to tattoo and I'm dying to get inked myself! I want my right three-quarters sleeve to be finished already. I want to start on my chest piece. I want to get pierced but I'll wait on that one.

When my kids are old enough to decide, I'm definitely moving out of California. If they want to stay, after high school they can either go with me and leave California, go to college, or find a job and stay here. But I am leaving California. This place just isn't right for me. It never eally has been. Even my friends understand. But then a shit load of stuff can happen between now and then so who knows.

I think I look good with sideburns. They're not Elvis-caliber but they'll do.

I've lost alot of weight but not in the healthiest of ways. I've been cleared by my doc with the whole ulcer thing. But I really don't have much of an appetite like I used to. He thinks it's stress related.

I feel lonely. Like empty lonely. Almost like what's the point of anything lonely.

I just miss having someone to share stuff with. A movie, a moment, a stupid joke, a sandwich. But I don't want to get wih somebody because of that. That would just be me being needy and that's not really fair to anyone including me. So, alone I shall be. But then again, that's not so bad either.

Thanks for letting me ramble. Now back to Lilo and Stitch.

Lilo: Elvis Presley was a model citizen. I've compiled a list of his traits for you to practice. Number one... is dancing!


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You can shake an apple off an aplle tree
Shake-a, shake- suger,
But you'll never shake me
Uh-uh-uh
No-sir-ee, uh, uh
I'm gonna stick like glue,
Stick because I'm
Stuck on you

Gonna run my fingers thru your long black hair
Squeeze you tighter than a grizzly bear
Uh-uh-uh,
Yes-sir-ee, uh, uh
I'm gonna stick like glue
Stick, because I'm
Stuck on you

Hide in the kitchen, hide in the hall
Ain't gonna do you no good at all
'Cause once I catch ya and the kissin' starts
A team o' wild horses couldn't tear us apart
Try to take a tiger from his daddy's side
That's how love is gonna keep us tied
Uh-uh-uh
Yes-sir-ee, uh,uh
I'm gonna stick like glue
Stick, because I'm
Stuck on you

-Elvis