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Charlie Mackenzie: Excuse me, miss? There seems to be a mistake. I believe I ordered the *large* cappuccino. *Hello!* Look at the size of this thing. It's like Campbell's Cup-O-Chino! *Haha*... please...aidez moi...

Woman... woe-man... whoooa-man.
She was a thief, you got to believe, she stole my heart and my cat.
Judy, Betty, Josie and those hot Pussycats
... they made me horny, on Saturday morning
... girls of cartoo-ins will leave me in ruins
... I want to to be Betty's Barney.
Jane... get me off this crazy thing... called love.

I know Tuesday... I know... you'll kick my ass
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I don't like Valentine's day. I never had one growing up. And the one good one I had is connected to my now ex-wife.

So ya, ew.


(I'm changing it to say "never grounded")

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Ok, i just want to warn you that when i wrote this song i was listening to the
Cure a lot.


You don't know how much i need you.
While you're near me i don't feel blue.
And when we kiss i know that you need me too.
I can't believe i found a love that's so pure and true.

But it all was bullshit.
It was a goddam joke.
And when i think of you linda,
I hope you fucking choke.

I hope you're glad with what you've done to me.
I lay in bed all day long feeling melancholy.
You left me here all alone, tears running constantly.

Oh somebody kill me please,
Somebody kill me plee-ase,
I'm on my knees,
Pretty pretty please kill me.

I want to die.
Put a bullet in my head.

-Adam Sandler