Okay. So my shoft at work gets canceled, which sucks because I need the hours, but it's still cool because I didn't want to come in anyway. So guess where I am right now, Rachel, Tuesday??? Dingdingding!!! Starbucks.
So I'm here minding my own business and drinking my tall house with room and uploading Tuesday and Lipe's pic, when schizo homeless guy decides to sit next to me and talk to me or one or all of his invisible friends. I have my earbuds in listening to my roker so I can pretend to not hear him.
But then he leans into me like we're discussing some clandestine plan to take over the world, or at least this Starbucks. Mortified, I just keep updating and cruising through the site until he decides I'm boring and finally goes away.
I felt really bad, because when I was briefly a street kid, a guy like him gave me his blanket and some gummi bears.
So I anonymously bought him a coffee and asked the barrista to give it to him for me. The dude smiled and left on his merry way conversating with his "friends."
Now I'm here updating and Ima be drawing in a minute just for fun because I haven't drawn just to draw in a loooooooong time.
Maybe I'll even post some.
Tuesday, I hope you like what I did!
Edited @ 0807: BWAHAHAHAHA I wrote"shoft."
Edited yet again wheneva:
This is supposebly me:
You are a born idealist, with more pet causes than you can count.
You prefer be around others, both when working and while relaxing.
Generous and giving, you believe you can change the world one person at a time.
You're open minded and tolerant. People feel like they can tell you anything.
Your strength: Your go-with-the-flow flexibility
Your weakness: Your flair for the over dramatic
Your power color: Pine green
Your power symbol: Circle
Your power month: September
Soooo, is it me???
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She's part girl,
she's part boy.
She's got parts everyone can enjoy.
She's got more,
she's got less.
She's got her manhood tucked in her dress.
Is she a mister,
or is she a miss?
Does she stand up when she's taking a piss?
She's my little girl,
yea, she's my little guy.
When I try to please I get poked in the eye.
She wears lace and she wears flannel.
She watches football and the Lifetime Channel.
What's that bulge under her nightie?
It must be hermaphrodite.
Somethings are white,
somethings are black.
Some girls wear make-up,
mine shaves her back.
She is still beautiful,
she is still fine.
It's too bad her package is bigger than mine.
She can't help her imperfections,
she gets jock itch from her yeast infections.
Who stole all my tightie whities?
It must be hermaphrodite.
Yea, hermaphrodite.
-Stephen Lynch
So I'm here minding my own business and drinking my tall house with room and uploading Tuesday and Lipe's pic, when schizo homeless guy decides to sit next to me and talk to me or one or all of his invisible friends. I have my earbuds in listening to my roker so I can pretend to not hear him.
But then he leans into me like we're discussing some clandestine plan to take over the world, or at least this Starbucks. Mortified, I just keep updating and cruising through the site until he decides I'm boring and finally goes away.
I felt really bad, because when I was briefly a street kid, a guy like him gave me his blanket and some gummi bears.
So I anonymously bought him a coffee and asked the barrista to give it to him for me. The dude smiled and left on his merry way conversating with his "friends."
Now I'm here updating and Ima be drawing in a minute just for fun because I haven't drawn just to draw in a loooooooong time.
Maybe I'll even post some.
Tuesday, I hope you like what I did!
Edited @ 0807: BWAHAHAHAHA I wrote"shoft."
Edited yet again wheneva:
This is supposebly me:
You are a born idealist, with more pet causes than you can count.
You prefer be around others, both when working and while relaxing.
Generous and giving, you believe you can change the world one person at a time.
You're open minded and tolerant. People feel like they can tell you anything.
Your strength: Your go-with-the-flow flexibility
Your weakness: Your flair for the over dramatic
Your power color: Pine green
Your power symbol: Circle
Your power month: September
Soooo, is it me???
====================================================================
She's part girl,
she's part boy.
She's got parts everyone can enjoy.
She's got more,
she's got less.
She's got her manhood tucked in her dress.
Is she a mister,
or is she a miss?
Does she stand up when she's taking a piss?
She's my little girl,
yea, she's my little guy.
When I try to please I get poked in the eye.
She wears lace and she wears flannel.
She watches football and the Lifetime Channel.
What's that bulge under her nightie?
It must be hermaphrodite.
Somethings are white,
somethings are black.
Some girls wear make-up,
mine shaves her back.
She is still beautiful,
she is still fine.
It's too bad her package is bigger than mine.
She can't help her imperfections,
she gets jock itch from her yeast infections.
Who stole all my tightie whities?
It must be hermaphrodite.
Yea, hermaphrodite.
-Stephen Lynch
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sharona1881:
good morning darling, hope youre feeling better! 
shekinah:
Is that all it takes, gummi bears? Wow, I had no idea you were a street kid...you've obviously come a long way, baby. That was a very kind-hearted thing to do. You're a doll