Damn, I was on another website forum and about to be a sarcastic fuck to some ass (Yes, yes, arguing over the internet is childish, but I'm bored). It's a good rant too, a few paragraphs long. Just as I finished it, a moderator closed the thread. After all my hard work and it never saw the light of day. I copied it and I'm pasting it here because I feel my hard working 3 minutes of keyboard mashing should pay off.
This obviously applies to nobody on this site, or any situation on here either. But I felt like showing off some of my sarcasm, or more, just me being a dick. A logical dick though, that's better right?:
"Now he's upset that he doesn't speak for 100% of the gaming community and double upset that people on this forum have free will and don't always hafta agree on a single choice.
It's okay JAH, we understand. There there, don't cry. I know people have the option to choose what platform they play what games on. It is upsetting that we're not all just your drones. I wish I could bow at your feet and see life through your eyes. Please don't cry, you're upsetting everyo....
Okay, false pity over. Dude, really, every time you make a post, it's always some rage time against console gamers. What you don't get is that it doesn't matter! We're all F.E.A.R. gamers. Accept it. Get over it. There could be a thread about Puppies vs. Kittens (I like kittens better btw, so suck it) and you'd do everything you could to twist it into a "PC is the only way to live" thread.
Enough with it, it's old, boring, and this is the wrong site for it. Better off making that kind of argument on the xbox.com forums or even just make a tumblr. Leave it alone, we're here to discuss F.E.A.R. related stuff, not whine about how not every single person on the planet uses a PC as their primary gaming outlet.
You've made it well beyond clear that PC is the master race and whatnot. Good, congrats. I'm proud of you for making a choice on your own. You're officially an individual now. Quit trying to turn everything into a contest."
This obviously applies to nobody on this site, or any situation on here either. But I felt like showing off some of my sarcasm, or more, just me being a dick. A logical dick though, that's better right?:
"Now he's upset that he doesn't speak for 100% of the gaming community and double upset that people on this forum have free will and don't always hafta agree on a single choice.
It's okay JAH, we understand. There there, don't cry. I know people have the option to choose what platform they play what games on. It is upsetting that we're not all just your drones. I wish I could bow at your feet and see life through your eyes. Please don't cry, you're upsetting everyo....
Okay, false pity over. Dude, really, every time you make a post, it's always some rage time against console gamers. What you don't get is that it doesn't matter! We're all F.E.A.R. gamers. Accept it. Get over it. There could be a thread about Puppies vs. Kittens (I like kittens better btw, so suck it) and you'd do everything you could to twist it into a "PC is the only way to live" thread.
Enough with it, it's old, boring, and this is the wrong site for it. Better off making that kind of argument on the xbox.com forums or even just make a tumblr. Leave it alone, we're here to discuss F.E.A.R. related stuff, not whine about how not every single person on the planet uses a PC as their primary gaming outlet.
You've made it well beyond clear that PC is the master race and whatnot. Good, congrats. I'm proud of you for making a choice on your own. You're officially an individual now. Quit trying to turn everything into a contest."