I love my job. Love it. My entire night consists of going to different bars, rewarding Miller drinkers with free shit,and asking people everyone else to do a taste challenge for us. In return they also get free shit and they register to win 2 tickets to the Super Bowl. We're very genorous people.
But there comes a time every night when a gaggle of snotty bitches teeter into the bar in their wobbley heels and shoots us the look I shot on this a bit the other night (The Bettys), but this is an entirely different breed of female. Allow me to dig deeper...
I'm a nice girl. A friendly girl. Don't let this bout of petty e-drama fool you. I'm a NICE GIRL, damnit! So even after I get the look, I can still flash a friendly, convincing, non-threatening smile at Snotty Bitch and politely ask her and The Gaggle if they would like to participate in a Miller Light taste challenge and get free shit stuff. Most of the time they loosen up and accept the challenge and have some fun!
But sometimes Snotty Bitch will say, "What is this fooooooOOOOOoooor?"
So I repeat the schpill and ask again if she would like to accept the challenge. All the while The Gaggle is snorting and whispering and being truely imperious.
"What are you, anyway?" Snotty Bitch will always ask, "I mean, what are you all doing here? What's this for?"
I hesitate because I know what's coming next, "We work for Miller Light and we're just doing some promotions around the bars tonight."
"Oh! Cool, so you are Miller Girls?!" At this point, The Gaggle has stopped their snorting and sneering and they're all smiles.
"Oh my God, are you all hiiiiring? Does it pay good?!"
I just want to look at them and say...
"Because you are a Snotty Bitch and you have been a pain in the ass, you don't have a chance in hell. If you weren't so condescending and fake, you might have been able to score a $20 an hour job. But you're a mean girl and mean girls suck. Politely remove your lips from my ass, I have other patrons to talk to."
But instead I say, "Sorry, but I don't think we need anymore girls. Hey! I hear that Bud Light is hiring-- but they only hire reaaaaally pretty girls."
But there comes a time every night when a gaggle of snotty bitches teeter into the bar in their wobbley heels and shoots us the look I shot on this a bit the other night (The Bettys), but this is an entirely different breed of female. Allow me to dig deeper...
I'm a nice girl. A friendly girl. Don't let this bout of petty e-drama fool you. I'm a NICE GIRL, damnit! So even after I get the look, I can still flash a friendly, convincing, non-threatening smile at Snotty Bitch and politely ask her and The Gaggle if they would like to participate in a Miller Light taste challenge and get free shit stuff. Most of the time they loosen up and accept the challenge and have some fun!
But sometimes Snotty Bitch will say, "What is this fooooooOOOOOoooor?"
So I repeat the schpill and ask again if she would like to accept the challenge. All the while The Gaggle is snorting and whispering and being truely imperious.
"What are you, anyway?" Snotty Bitch will always ask, "I mean, what are you all doing here? What's this for?"
I hesitate because I know what's coming next, "We work for Miller Light and we're just doing some promotions around the bars tonight."
"Oh! Cool, so you are Miller Girls?!" At this point, The Gaggle has stopped their snorting and sneering and they're all smiles.
"Oh my God, are you all hiiiiring? Does it pay good?!"
I just want to look at them and say...
"Because you are a Snotty Bitch and you have been a pain in the ass, you don't have a chance in hell. If you weren't so condescending and fake, you might have been able to score a $20 an hour job. But you're a mean girl and mean girls suck. Politely remove your lips from my ass, I have other patrons to talk to."
But instead I say, "Sorry, but I don't think we need anymore girls. Hey! I hear that Bud Light is hiring-- but they only hire reaaaaally pretty girls."
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I wasn't a Miller Light Girl but, I totaly can feel for ya.