oi, ok, so i'll consider maybe writing things here now. i only got home three hours ago... went fishing way early this morning, and i really don't know why. i think it was just an excuse for me and six friends to rent a plontoon boat and drink on a lake.

anyway, i'm recovering now... it seems, without my knowledge, my body went and got anorexic sometime around 6 months ago (i've lost 50 lbs since christmas). the doctor took my blood, declared me to have developed scurvy, and this is why i've been near inanimate for a week. so yeah, i have scurvy. the only good thing to come of this is that i can now officially tell people i'm a pirate.

this might explain the fishing.